Red hat. White letters. But this ain’t your uncle’s MAGA cap.

Introducing the 8647 snapback—designed for those who see through the bluster and aren't afraid to say it (with numbers). It's the perfect clapback in hat form: structured, sharp, and soaked in sarcasm. Because if you’re going to wear a red hat in public these days, you might as well make it clear you’re not here to worship a wannabe autocrat—you’re here to retire his merch with style.

Mockery meets quality construction:
• 80% acrylic, 20% wool – tough enough for political discourse and turkey dinners with extended family
• Structured, 6-panel, high-profile – like the ego we’re all trying to shrink
• Six embroidered eyelets – for maximum breathability while roasting fascists
• Flat brim + green undervisor – a little unexpected, just like the election results
• Adjustable plastic snap – because freedom should fit everyone
• Head circumference: 21⅝″–23⅝″ – one-size-fits-most resistance fighters
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh – because irony is best served globally

💥 Wear it loud. Wear it proud. Make America think again.
8647. The numbers say it all.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!