Warning: Mayonnaise is not the only thing that’s spread thick here.

Make a bold statement with this ridiculously perfect die-cut sticker featuring the most dangerous sandwich on the block. Whether you’re poking fun at snack-sized authoritarianism or just defending your right to roast beef, this sticker is your new favorite condiment of rebellion.

Crafted from durable, high-opacity adhesive vinyl, this baby can handle it all—slapping over shady slogans, outdated opinions, or any leftover glitter unicorns from last year’s planner. The high-quality film makes bubble-free application so easy, you could do it while eating a sub (not recommended, but possible).

Specs for your sticker-nerd heart:

• High opacity film — nothing peeks through, not even shame
• Fast, easy, bubble-free application
• Thick, tough vinyl that sticks harder than your uncle’s conspiracy theories
• 95µ density — because you’re dense with opinions and proud of it

Stick it on your laptop, water bottle, notebook, or forehead. Just don’t forget to clean the surface first—we're snarky, not sloppy.

ASSAULT WITH A DELI WEAPON: It’s not a snack, it’s a statement.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!