When the powerful start squawking nonsense, it’s time to Beak Off. This vinyl sticker is the perfect clapback for fascists, billionaires, and anyone bold enough to pick a fight with penguins. Loud, proud, and built to last, this sticker does exactly what you wish you could say in a staff meeting.

• High-opacity vinyl—because your message deserves to be seen, not silenced
• Bubble-free application—smooth, unlike those who need to be told to beak off
• Durable and weatherproof, like your resolve
• 95µ thickness for maximum impact and minimal nonsense

Stick it to laptops, water bottles, or authoritarian wildlife policies. Just clean the surface first.
Beak off. Stay loud. Stay cold.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!