Warm, defiant, and ready for battle—especially the ridiculous kind. This oversized hoodie is your cozy uniform in protest of Trump’s latest move: slapping tariffs on a penguin-only island. Whether you're marching in the streets or marching across sea ice in solidarity, this ultra-soft fleece hoodie keeps your resistance stylish and snug.

• 80% cotton, 20% recycled polyester fleece—because even rebellion should be soft
• Relaxed unisex fit—perfect for layering over fiery opinions
• Dropped shoulders for maximum comfort and chill defiance
• Lined hood, no drawcord—because your voice does the pulling
• Kangaroo pocket for snacks, stickers, or smuggled resistance pamphlets
• Double-stitched durability to outlast a news cycle
• Responsibly sourced from Vietnam

Note: The brushed interior may shed—much like the fragile egos this hoodie protests. Plan your outfit accordingly, and wear it loud:
Don’t tread on me. Don’t tread on penguins. Don’t tread at all.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!