A warning to fascists, billionaires, and anyone trying to colonize penguin territory: back off. This bold vinyl sticker is your personal protest against Trump’s latest imaginary tariff war—this time waged on a frozen, uninhabited island full of innocent penguins. Stick it where the sun doesn’t shine (like, say, Antarctica).

• High-opacity vinyl that won’t let ignorance peek through
• Smooth, bubble-free application—because your resistance should glide
• Durable and weatherproof, just like penguins
• 95µ thickness—thick enough to stand up to hot air and cold climates

Clean your surface, slap it down, and let the empire know: Don’t tread on me—or my penguins.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!