Ready to waddle into battle? The Flippers Up tee is a bold tribute to our cold-weather comrades rising up against absurdity—like Trump’s tariffs on penguin-only islands. Thick, breathable, and unapologetically soft, this shirt keeps you cool while the resistance heats up.

• 100% ring-spun cotton—soft enough for protest, strong enough for the cause
• 6.1 oz/yd² fabric—structured and substantial like your convictions
• Garment-dyed for that vintage, rebellious edge
• Relaxed unisex fit—because liberation comes in all forms
• Reinforced stitching at collar, sleeves, and hem for lasting wear
• Responsibly sourced from Honduras

Whether you're storming the steps or chillin’ with the colony, throw your flippers up and your fists higher.
Flippers up. No gods, no tariffs.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!